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In the name of the World United Noobs (henceforward WUN), His Noobesty, csaBa (aka fkin lagger, aka noob, aka big cheater, aka wh off csaba, aka casaba etc.), the General Secretary of the WUN's Central Committee greetings you, noobs of the globus here in UK, in Middle-East Europe and all over the world!

While he was wandering here and there, visited many servers, played many games, planted many bombs, later defused them, killed and was being killed, owned and was being owned, he faced the cruel fact: he is a cheater. After his trip he went to the place of the pure Noobity (East from Austria, South from Slovakia, west from Romania) and had been thinking about being cheater, cheats, whs and aims moreover about the savage speedhack for ages. He sat down under a tree and right there under that specific tree he attained the Enlightment for the sake of all the noobs of the world.
Behold the Word of Wisdom of how can you avoid to be a cheater!

Comerades!

There are many maps in the world of cs, however lots of the servers play few of them. At the first glance the maps seem to be big, and you can lost in them, but after a few play your miserable brain can recognize places and habits of the enemy. If you know these you can be prepared to surprise the enemy. And if you surprise them you have the advantage. If you expect enemy mostly you will kill. E.g. some boxes very good for hiding, others for camping with awp. Some places good for running away, others good for stealing a march on them. Therefore If you want to avoid to be a cheater you must empty your consciusness and forget all the maps you know.
Also must NOT shoot these places just because having guess but only if you can see enemy there. Anyway avoid to shoot walls and boxes. E.g. if you can see an enemy running behind the wall must NOT shoot the points of the walll where he should run forward.
Obviously videos like this are forbidden and harmfull to see:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLq-NJTxmik
You are doing well if you are ignoring the recoil of your gun.  More bullets means more chances to not hit your opponent. If the enemy is in your sight use all of the power of your right index finger and push the left mouse button. The crosshair fortunately changes its shape so it doesn't bother you in not-aimining. The crosshair anyway must NOT keep in the headlevel ever. Since you start the round point your crosshair to the ground so there is no chance to give a headshot the popping up enemy.
Do not use unusual guns regularly (like Mac, M249, shotguns, Scout sniper gun). If you do so you can learn how they work, how can you use them usefully. (However it is recommended to use plenty of guns during a game but once you used one change it. ) E.g. the scout easier to use as sniper than the awp. It is lighter and you can move faster with it. Not so deadly but much better to practice the scoping aim and giving HS wich causes damage over 200.
Every server has its own pros. Pros cant be killed twice in the row, specially not with HS. Hence must NOT kill pros of the server.
Be aware of people who have been already banned from the server by using cheats. They know how cheatprograms work and sure they'll be the first accuser. Remember there is a very thin line between being smart (or having luck) and using cheat.
Also be aware of people who underachieve themselves. They are angry, annoyed and frustrated. They cant consider that humans are frail and everybody has good and bad days, everybody has lucky and unlucky strikes.
Avoid to kill both of them, as well.
His Noobesty knows that quit using head- or earphones could crap amusement of the game up, however he recommends to not use head- or earphones.
Lets start from the begining.
In the game almost everything has some specific sound. Steps, guns, reloading of the gun, picking up gun, defusing bomb, planting bomb, jumping, felling down from the higher place, hurting yourself, dying of somebody, opening/closing doors, using ladder (unless by pushing the crouch button), flashlighting etc. Some surfaces have specific sound while running on them like gritty roads, floor of houses, water. If you use headphones you can hear these voices and if you are still weak and full of sins and havent follow the rule about forgetting everything and you still know the map you can know where your enemy is, what he is doing, where he is heading to, where he should pop up. Even you can say there is one or more enemies. Sometimes they say they were walking (not making noise by steps) but they are hurry, thats why they release the walk-button just for a while of one step. They can even be detected by the nearby people because of this tiny-little noise.
It follows from these that you are doing well if you think you are inaudible, undetected. Never bother about walking. Running you can find easier the peace of the death.
But first and foremost accuse everybody who killed you...after all noobs have lots of time for typing.
Follow these words and you'll never be accused as cheater.
Signed by His Noobesty, General Secretary of the WUN's Central Committee, csaBa

Отредактированно csaBa (04.10.2009 02:39:50)